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This site is so fun to visit. A lot of great stuff to put a smile on your face. This one was briliant.
Top 10 cool things about having a bodybuilder as governer:
David Lettermans top 10 cool things about having a bodybuilder for a governer:
This guy will never hear the end of the Arnold for Governer jokes, that is what is he gets I suppose. I know we elected him, but he really sucks ass.
Top Ten Cool Things About Having a Bodybuilder as Governor
10. Every California classroom will have a Soloflex
9. The Mr. Olympia contest now gets full coverage on C-SPAN
8. Was it not Thomas Jefferson who said we were all entitled to "Life, liberty, and the pursuit of a sweet-ass set of delts"?
7. He'll take that 8-billion-dollar deficit and… uh… punch it, I guess
6. I'm on the short list for Lieutenant Governor
5. Will put an end to America's dependence on foreign protein shakes
4. He'll veto bills by doing this (flexes)
3. He is nice
2. It's very entertaining — as long as he's not governor of your state
1. He'll have something to fall back on when he gets recalled
